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Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
Author: Alain de Lille

Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Author: Og Mandino

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Author: Czech Proverb

Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Do not speak ill of the dead.
Author: The Seven Sages

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes