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Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.Author: Isaac Newton
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.Author: Toni Cade Bambara
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted,
If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning
Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment;
That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fouAuthor: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.Author: Elizabeth Bowen
Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.Author: Clive Barnes
The best jokes to send by SMS
The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting
to humor him, a lady
gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many
have you caught?"
"You're the tenth this morning," was the
reply.This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to
brag about how big
the old one was and about the one that they would
have changed, but "It
got away"This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other hates his
book.This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes