Best Cell Phones

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Author: Anonymous

Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world; through action he is to give to it meaning.
Author: Leo Braeck

I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.
Author: Confucius

I have to live the content, then come back and write about it.
Author: Heather Armstrong

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Author: Johnny Carson

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes