Best quotes to send by SMS
Isaac Newton Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Author: Isaac Newton

Toni Cade Bambara Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Elizabeth Bowen Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Clive Barnes Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.
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Fishing jokes Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"
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Fishing jokes What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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Fishing jokes How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
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Fishing jokes What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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