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Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Author: J. Hart

Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
Author: Confucius

First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.
Author: Epictetus

What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!
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Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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