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There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Author: Robert Byrne

One can pass on responsibility, but not the discretion that goes with it.
Author: Benvenuto Cellini

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What's the matter?' asked the director. `I can't jump from that board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?' 'Yes,' said the director. `We don't want you to drown, you know.'
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes