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Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Author: Albert Einstein

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Author: Emile Coue

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
Author: George Orwell

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat o
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
Author: John Ruskin

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
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An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, "Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son."
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.
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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.
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