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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"
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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.
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