Best quotes to send by SMS

It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Author: Jessamyn West
It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market research
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Author: Earl Warren
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Author: John Andrew Holmes
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins
The best jokes to send by SMS

Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell
it to change its socsks!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes