Best quotes to send by SMS
Jessamyn West It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Author: Jessamyn West

Malcolm Gladwell It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market research
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Earl Warren It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Author: Earl Warren

John Andrew Holmes It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

Marva Collins If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.
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Computer jokes What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
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Computer jokes What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Computer jokes Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
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Computer jokes Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
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