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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Author: Robert Byrne

Don't ask of your friends what you yourself can do.
Author: Quintus Ennius

Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Don't buy the house; buy the neighborhood.
Author: Russian Proverb

Don't do a project where you don't think you'll learn something on the way.
Author: Jim Coudal

A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."
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The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.
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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
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Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
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