Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero

Malcolm Gladwell The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

Mary Catherine Bateson The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

Bible The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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Horse jokes Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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Horse jokes Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Horse jokes A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Humor jokes Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
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