Best quotes to send by SMS

The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero
The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes
The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson
The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean
a
pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I
can
get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to
come with
it!"
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How many are you?
-
We are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a
brother?
- No, why do you ask?
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes