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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Author: E. W. Dijkstra

Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

Conflict is going to happen whether you want it or not. People will butt heads. Sometimes when you least expect it.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Conscience is God's presence in man.
Author: Emanuel Swedenborg

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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