Best Cell Phones

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes