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I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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