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Thomas Sowell Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell

Marilyn Manson Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson

John Erskine Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
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Irish Proverb If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
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Blonde jokes Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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Blonde jokes Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
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Blonde jokes Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin
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