Best quotes to send by SMS
George Jean Nathan I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Bible Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Roy M. Goodman Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Norman Cousins Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

Peter Drucker In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Author: Peter Drucker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
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