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The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Author: Edward Markey

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
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Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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