Best quotes to send by SMS

Dare to be wise.
(Sapere Aude)
Author: Anonymous
Daylight follows a dark night.
Author: Maasai Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Author: Morrie Schwartz
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Author: Plato
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Author: Socrates
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
a cat ?
Cats can't drive !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
of the
table ?
He gets splinters in his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The
elephant remembers.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes