Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)
Author: Anonymous

Maasai Proverb Daylight follows a dark night.
Author: Maasai Proverb

Morrie Schwartz Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Plato Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Author: Plato

Socrates Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Author: Socrates

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
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Dog jokes What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes