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Best quotes to send by SMS
Glory is like a circle in the water,
Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,
Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.Author: William Shakespeare
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.Author: George Herbert
God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!Author: William Shakespeare
God enters by a private door into every individual.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.Author: William Cooper
The best jokes to send by SMS
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A
centipede with a wooden leg !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A
worm in a fur coat !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
Light ale !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes