Best quotes to send by SMS

Desire creates the power.
Author: Raymond Holliwell
Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.
Author: J. K. Rowling
Detail makes the difference between boring and terrific writing. Its the difference between a pencil sketch and a lush oil painting. As a writer, words are your paint. Use all the colors.
Author: Rhys Alexander
Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job? We learn to always keep smiling, even when we're out of Bloody Mary Mix.
Author: Eric Wald
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
Author: William Ellery Channing
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the best kind of dog to ask for
directions?
A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog can you best see in the
dark?
A glowberman pinscher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint
Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
elephant?
A tusky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs go to when they
are
sick?
A docs-hund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes