Best quotes to send by SMS

Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
Bravery never goes out of fashion.
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
Author: Irish Proverb
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
Author: Charles Peters
The best jokes to send by SMS

Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes