Best quotes to send by SMS
Benjamin Disraeli Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

P. G. Wodehouse Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse

William Makepeace Thackeray Bravery never goes out of fashion.
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray

Irish Proverb Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
Author: Irish Proverb

Charles Peters Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
Author: Charles Peters

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dentist jokes Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
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Dentist jokes Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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Dinosaur jokes Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
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Dinosaur jokes Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Dinosaur jokes Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
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