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One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kin
Author: Bertrand Russell

One swallow does not make a summer.
Author: Aristotle

Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Author: Allan Goldfein

Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.
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Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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