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Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was sweet; Dear Nea! had I known thee then, Our souls had not been slow to meet! But oh! this weary heart hath run So many a time the rounds of pain, Not even for thee, thou lovely one! Wo
Author: Sir Thomas More

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
Author: William Pitt

Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away.
Author: Samuel Butler

In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it.
Author: Boris Pasternak

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes