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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
Author: Robert Heinlein

I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted.
Author: Og Mandino

Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
Author: Hesiod

Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Author: Anne Sexton

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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