Best quotes to send by SMS
George Bernard Shaw Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bertrand Russell Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Rainer Maria Rilke Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

Albert Einstein Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
Author: Albert Einstein

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
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Gorilla jokes Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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Gorilla jokes Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
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