Best quotes to send by SMS

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
Author: Albert Einstein
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
recent years?
Hairy Truman!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes