Best quotes to send by SMS

The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.
Author: N. W. Dougherty
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.
Author: Cicero
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Author: Charles Du Bos
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was waxing lyrical !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
trash?
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of bees hum and drop
things
?
A fumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes