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I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
Author: Gerry Spence

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Author: Henry Ford

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.
Author: William Shakespeare

You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her.
Author: Rachel Hunter

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?'' ''Yes, sir,'' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine.'' The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?'' ''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now.''
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes