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Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
Author: Randall Jarrell

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
Author: Billy Rose

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Author: Babe Ruth

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
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George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold.' 'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'
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Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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