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The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Author: Edwina Currie

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
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