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True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings; Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings.
Author: William Shakespeare

So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love in this world.
Author: Isodore Duncan

If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.
Author: Marva Collins

Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
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Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
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