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There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse.
Author: John Locke

It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others, however humble.
Author: Washington Irving

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
Author: James M. Barrie

There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
Author: Victor Hugo

Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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