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Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Author: Aesop

Better no law than laws not enforced.
Author: Italian Proverb

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Author: Demosthenes

Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
Author: Lebanese Proverb

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes