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Anyone can be an idealist. Anyone can be a cynic. The hard part lies somewhere in the middle i.e. being human.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.
Author: Alvin Toffler

Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
Author: Lily Langtry

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Author: Robert Morley

Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
Author: Franz Kafka

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"
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"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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