Best quotes to send by SMS

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell
Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Author: John Erskine
If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.
Author: Irish Proverb
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
The best jokes to send by SMS

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please turn over on both sides of the paper!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes