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The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard

I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein

The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !
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