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The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Author: Woody Allen

The longest journey is the journey inward.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

The love of democracy is that of equality.
Author: Charles de Montesquieu

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Author: John Barrymore

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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