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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comed
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil that we know is best.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Publishers are just middlemen. That's all. If artists could remember that more often, they'd save themselves a lot of aggrevation.
Author: Hugh Macleod

What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes