Best quotes to send by SMS

The meek shall inherit the earth? Well... I don't think so. If by meek you mean friendly and introverted, okay maybe, but if by meek you mean unwilling to take a chance, then never. If I was a betting man and I had to wager on who I thought would inherit
Author: Jim Coudal
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
Author: E. B. White
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Author: Maureen Dowd
The basis of a democratic state is liberty.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to tell you.
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Have you seen www.hook.com?
Yes, it's
already caught my eye.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
I'm not
sure, but certainly rings a bell.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I
just can't remember.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I'm
afraid that one passed me by.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes