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Jim Coudal The meek shall inherit the earth? Well... I don't think so. If by meek you mean friendly and introverted, okay maybe, but if by meek you mean unwilling to take a chance, then never. If I was a betting man and I had to wager on who I thought would inherit
Author: Jim Coudal

E. B. White I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
Author: E. B. White

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Maureen Dowd The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Author: Maureen Dowd

Aristotle The basis of a democratic state is liberty.
Author: Aristotle

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