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Only the wise possess ideas; the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Many receive advice, few profit by it.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
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