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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know.
Author: Joanna Field

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Author: Truman Capote

I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.
Author: Ben Shahn

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our government but civilization itself.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.
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What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes