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I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Author: John Steinbeck

If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.
Author: John D. Barrow

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Author: Albert Einstein

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
Author: Herodotus

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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