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I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
Author: William Shakespeare

I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Author: Walt Whitman

I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

I could prove God statistically.
Author: George Gallup

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes