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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
Author: Catherine de Hueck Doherty

Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.
Author: Kate Reid

Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
Author: G. M. Trevelyan

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Author: Saki

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
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Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!
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