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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
Author: John Adams

But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes