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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts...
Author: William Shakespeare

All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I've said before, bugs in amber.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.
Author: John Steinbeck

All would live long, but none would be old.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes