Best Cell Phones

During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.
Author: Fritjof Capra

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
Author: Shirley MacLaine

Each day provides its own gifts.
Author: American Proverb

Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Each person must live their life as a model for others.
Author: Rosa Parks

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?" Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes