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Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the
Author: Sir Walter Raleigh

Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been replaced by serenity.
Author: Moses Hasid

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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