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The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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