Best quotes to send by SMS
Lawana Blackwell He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Eddie Cantor He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
Author: Eddie Cantor

Richard Brinsley Sheridan He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Polish Proverb He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Author: Polish Proverb

Ben Jonson He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Author: Ben Jonson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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