Best quotes to send by SMS

He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
Author: Lawana Blackwell
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
Author: Eddie Cantor
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan
He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Author: Polish Proverb
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Author: Ben Jonson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella
!
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin
!
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beryl
!
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette-lou
!
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes