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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
Author: Carlos Castaneda

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.
Author: Rabbi Abraham Heschel

It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.
Author: Albert Einstein

Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes